off topic - jay leno e President's Day
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off topic - jay leno e President's Day

- The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. It's called the stock market - Jay Leno
- Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street - Jay Leno
- The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
- What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
- The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
- I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno
- What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
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